You know how people always say that trying to make ISPs enforce arbitrary filtering is like trying to make a telco block obscene calls a priori? Well, Eircom are being sued for not implementing anti-downloading measures. I feel conflicted about this: eircom are, bar none, the purveyors of my worst customer service experiences; however, I feel in this issue that they are the target of a nonsensical lawsuit. I wonder if the Irish legal system supports amicus curiae-type things submitted by members of the general public?
everything old is new again
Dec. 18th, 2005 09:49 pmBack when I had a 16k Sinclair Spectrum, the height of public networking per the adverts in Your Spectrum and the like was Micronet 800 and/or Prestel - I can't quite recall which one the advert I'm thinking of was for, and it's sort of moot as Micronet was part of Prestel. Anyway. The advert featured a trendy young dude using his online connection to check out cinema listings, his bank balance, and a bus timetable in order to plan his evening. This is suddenly brought to mind by my own favourite telco, Eircom, suggesting that you buy their broadband offering to view bus timetables.
eircom saga, the potential resolution
Feb. 20th, 2004 01:50 pmeircom, predictably, didn't get back to me within 48 hours. So I pinged ComReg and mentioned this fact before I left the office yesterday evening. Just before noon I received a phonecall from possibly the most apologetic eircom employee I've ever encountered, giving me the following explanations:
- My paperwork has only been issued twice.
- Both times it "failed to print"
- This is, I am led to believe, an uncommon problem.
- Paperwork, once printed, is only sent out on Thursdays, so it'll be more than a week before I see proof that this third issue of my paperwork has actually been effective.
- The collections department has been alerted not to disconnect my account.
- I am being refunded a token amount (roughly one month's line rental) as a gesture of goodwill.
- The reason for my complaint being unattended was that the guy who initially was handling the complaint has been out of the office for a few days.
sudden rush of goodness
Feb. 18th, 2004 04:41 pmRight, there's the bonus. There's also the big project I'm not talking about for which I have, well, lived up to my job title (Systems Architect) and damn well architected the system (modulo backfilling of details). I've gotten two parts of another project working today. And in a buoyant mood, I emailed the nice ComReg person to ask what sort of tracking options I have for my complaint, and she replied (a) eircom are obliged to contact me within 48 hours and resolve the issue within 10 days and (b) if I've not heard from 'em tomorrow to call her on her direct dial. Yay!
go go gadget comreg
Feb. 17th, 2004 12:54 pmDear Mr WaideBonus points for plain-text email and an outgoing-mail virus scanner. Go ComReg!
I would like to acknowledge your e mail dated the 16th of February regarding eircom. I have been in contact with eircom on your behalf and they will be in contact with you in the very near future to address your issues.
Yours sincerely
[name]
Consumer Management
I just phoned Eircom again. "no sir, we didn't disconnect your old line when you asked despite the fact that you phoned several times to confirm it and the request to cancel is registered right here on our system.". So, I've whined about that some, got further assurances that it's going to be really, really done this time, they're going to send out duplicates of the paperwork for the new phoneline (wait, what's a duplicate of nothing?) too. So I registered a complaint through the website:
This is the second time I have had to register a complaint regarding the almost complete lack of customer service I have received from your company. On November 4 I called Eircom Sales to cancel my existing ISDN line and set up a new phone line. I was told that both tasks had been entered into the system, that I would have the new phone line in about 30 minutes, and that the final bill for the old account would be sent to my new address. One week and two further calls to customer service later I finally had my phoneline activated. In the interim I was told that there was a problem with the line and that someone would call me "in the morning", neither of which occurred (call made on the evening of November 5). I can only thank one of your staff in the Galway call centre named Geraldine who actually seemed to know what she was doing. Two weeks later, having not received either the final bill for the old account or the paperwork for the new account, I again phoned customer support to be told that the final bill "takes up to two weeks to process" and the paperwork "is in the post". Again, both statements turned out to be false, since I have just now (10:45am, December 16) talked to an eircom customer support representative who told me that my old account was NOT closed, and that there was a "three to four week delay" in issuing paperwork for a new account. Without the paperwork for the new account, I have no account number and am thus unable to register for discount services, DSL line testing, etc. On top of which it seems obvious that the representatives who told me on November 3rd, 5th and mid-month that everything was in order were obviously lying to me and making no effort to rectify the problem. I fail to see how this sort of behaviour constitutes any sort of customer service, much less adherence to your much-touted customer charter.The really aggravating part is that much as I'd like to say, "fuck you, and your service, I'm going with one of your competitors", the nature of Irish telecoms is such that I can't actually do that until I have an account number. Which, er, I won't have until the paperwork turns up.
Regards,
Ronan Waide.
grr, eircom
Nov. 10th, 2003 01:13 pmI would like to sign up for flat-rate internet access. For €30/month, I can get 150 hours, with excess being charged at the regular dialup rates (5¢/min peak, 1+¢/min off-peak). I can get to the Eircom site to register for this as long as I'm not dialed up via Elive as apparently Eircom think I'm no longer in Ireland if I do that and have restricted their registration site to Irish IPs only. Dorks. Anyway. In order to sign up for flat rate, I need my account number, but since I've just changed addresses, closed one account, and set up another (no, nothing so simple as changing my address while retaining my account would do for Eircom), I don't yet have my new account number. So I'm stuck on the aforementioned regular dialup rates until such time as something falls through my letterbox telling me what my new account number is. Bah.
yay! online!
Nov. 7th, 2003 08:06 pmbooya. I'm online. That is, I have a phone line. Geraldine in Eircom support in Galway, thank you very much. Eircom in general, particularly the three other people I talked to who were of no use whatsoever, YOU SUCK.
I'd also forgotten how much a 33k6 connection sucked, but it's better than no connection at all...
I'd also forgotten how much a 33k6 connection sucked, but it's better than no connection at all...
travelling
Aug. 27th, 2002 12:46 pmAnd this is me posting from the Linux Bierwanderung in Doolin, County Clare. My crappy 2Mbit wireless card is happily talking to the 11Mbit network, and we're online via a bank-shot off a hostel to my boss's office where there's a working ISDN line. In true Eircom style, the nearer ISDN line in the community hall is not working and probably won't be fixed before these guys pack up their beer and go home.