go go gadget comreg

[waider]

Dear Mr Waide

I would like to acknowledge your e mail dated the 16th of February regarding eircom. I have been in contact with eircom on your behalf and they will be in contact with you in the very near future to address your issues.

Yours sincerely
[name]
Consumer Management

Bonus points for plain-text email and an outgoing-mail virus scanner. Go ComReg!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

though in no way does this even imply they may resolve your issues, simply address them -

"yes we know its all fucked up and we really are a bunch of donkeyraping.........uckers but hey for a while longer we are still a total monoply........"

/Bob.....