hair goop

Ok, so how come no-one ever told me about hair fib[er][re] before? Hair gel, hair wax, sure, namby-pamby stuff even at quote-unquote high strength. A bare hint of American Crew Fiber and I can practically put a standing knot in the middle of my hair and have it stay there for the whole day. I'm sure it's simultaneously destroying the ozone layer, increasing the national debt, eating endangered species, and selling my kidneys to the black market, but damn is it impressive for hair styling.