evidently my crystal ball occasionally works

in which I correctly predict the future. (context)

it's funny cos it's true

You know that gag that goes, "what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm" ?

Yeah.

Plus I've had two cups of tea with what turned out to be less-than-fresh-milk in the past 24 hours. Urgh.