underworld

nice enough movie, but the editor should be shot.

any more than that would be sp0ilx0ring the movie or something.

underworld, with spoilers

In which I explain what I didn't like about Underworld. Most of what I did like can be summed up by saying, "Kate Beckinsale in black leather/rubber/PVC/whatever". ( click for spoilerationising )

lj toys I'd like to see

• Tool correlating female lj'ers to the number of non-friends males who post replies to their journal - call it the testosterometer or something
• Am I [gender] or not - tool correlating user's stated sex to their guessed sex based on that lj masculine/feminine posts thing that was doing the rounds a while back
• Tool correlating pictures featuring FLESH with the number of non-friends MOTAS posting to the journal - would require gnat's pornometer, I guess

Also, I'm thinking I need a userpic or maybe a webcam shot for my website that has me in the typical dorky webcam-on-top-of-monitor-as-I-type pose, but the background is something bizarre, like a pr0n-movie set, or NORAD, or deep space, or an incoming explosion. You get the idea.

discovery

1. Take Nickelback's "Never Again"
2. Play the opening at 2x speed
3. "Hey, is that a new NIN track?"

I swear it was an accident.