lj toys I'd like to see

[waider]

• Tool correlating female lj'ers to the number of non-friends males who post replies to their journal - call it the testosterometer or something
• Am I [gender] or not - tool correlating user's stated sex to their guessed sex based on that lj masculine/feminine posts thing that was doing the rounds a while back
• Tool correlating pictures featuring FLESH with the number of non-friends MOTAS posting to the journal - would require gnat's pornometer, I guess

Also, I'm thinking I need a userpic or maybe a webcam shot for my website that has me in the typical dorky webcam-on-top-of-monitor-as-I-type pose, but the background is something bizarre, like a pr0n-movie set, or NORAD, or deep space, or an incoming explosion. You get the idea.