lemme just finish this article before I go to lunch...

Seen on Ireland.com in an article updated at 12:30pm:

Next week looks set to remain unsettled, with rain expected. Typical Irish summer, so.

There[sic] main sporting event this week will, with respect to the good men and women of Munster, the Dublin - Meath Leinster football championship quarter-final replay in Croke Park on Sunday. Expect thundery outbursts. And that's just on the pitch.

The rest of the article is pretty dry (no pun intended) by comparison.