for mopti

Maybe the cock-and-bull line is the true one, although I'm sure there are more diplomatic ways of talking about it than those employed by our beloved Minister.

two conors

conor 1	so you heard waider is looking for a job?
conor 2	yeah; I could forward him some stuff from our office, maybe. But, tell me. What does waider do?
conor 1	anything he wants to.

This is true, except that I'm paraphrasing from what "conor 2" told me. "conor 1"'s punchline is pretty much verbatim.

in order to avoid my making 1001 "me too"-style posts

To anyone who's added a comment recently wishing me luck in interviews: thanks. It's appreciated.

things to do when you're short on depth perception

close-quarters parking manouevres (aka blatant self-promotion)