great movie titles

I've been tooling around with some code for the past few months to correlate various sources of movie information with IMDB, and some of this has to be done through brute-force search and compare (which is, er, expressly forbidden by IMDB's EULA, but I digress). Every so often, this process throws up some marvellous movie titles. But I've not yet seen anything to top this: this isn't exactly NSFW, but it's not entirely SFW, either.

international soccer

I'm not clear what the Israeli band did to our national anthem, but it's certianly the most unusual version of it I've heard.

half time at tel aviv

Ireland 1, Israel 0. We got a lucky goal at 3:10, and we've played 40+ minutes of "keep-away" ever since. Hardly a memorable game so far.

full time, and a predictable result

Israel scored bang on the 90 minute mark. We played a second half full of lousy decisions, stupid fouls, and the occasional lucky break ending in nothing. As a result, we'll be fighting for our chance to make the next World Cup. Bloody YAY IRELAND, not.

the luck of the irish

Incredibly, the other match in group 4 tonight - France v. Switzerland - finished in a 0-0 draw, leaving us STILL at the top of the table on goal difference. We SO do not deserve this, but hey, I'll take what's being offered.

of course, it could have been worse.

Poland 8, Azerbaijan 0. Ouch.