wtf?

1       Crazy Elf         Dec 13   22/1010  "MERRY CHRISTMAS "
2  N    Good Elf          Dec 13   22/997   "Adult Santa Presents"
3  N    Dirty Elf         Dec 14   23/1049  "MERRY CHRISTMAS "
4  N    Perverted Elf     Dec 14   23/1077  "MERRY CHRISTMAS "

random pub shot

( Sunday night in the King's Inn )

realism in parenting

me: So what am I getting my other niece for Christmas?
brother: A cardboard box

they are? where can I find such girls?

ihnjh, ijls girls are outstripping boys with the obvious wordbreaking.

sporting advice

Despite being somewhat sedentary by nature, I am nonetheless attempting to at least keep myself nominally in shape. To this end, I've been haphazardly exercising for the last $period. Yes, I know, one of the key things with exercise is regualrity. Anyway. I would like to ask some advice of those reading this: having just gone for a jog/juggle wherein I attempted to find the best balance of places to keep keys, MD player, and phone without losing any of them, sounding like a one-man band as I jogged, or listening to music in 3-second bursts between head seeks, I realise I am probably missing something here. Perhaps an elasticated strap, or some better-equipped clothing. To that end I am looking for pointers, suggestions, diagrams on napkins, etc. Web site addresses are good. Thanks in advance and all that; I'm going to lie down and ache for a bit now.