shut up already

Funferal puts it rather nicely.

yes yes I'm going to hell.

A senior official said last night some of the Palestinian president's powers had been transferred to his prime minister.

And I am giggling because

What powers, you ask? How about the power of flight! That's levitation, homes! How about the power ... to kill a yak ... from two hundred yards ... with MIND BULLETS! That's telekinesis, Kyle! (Tenacious D, Wonderboy)

for the love of GOD stop feeding me straight lines

The French hospital treating Yasser Arafat says there is no change in his condition, which is stable.

is making me think of Top Secret; misquoting from memory:

*phone rings*
East German Officer: Yes... yes... yes... let me know if there is any change in his condition.
*hangs up phone, turns to Nick*
East German Officer: He's dead.