my representatives at work

Mr. McCarthy: There is a fair deal of knowledge of signalling problems in this House. With respect, perhaps the Chairman's queries should be addressed to Iarnród Éireann - I would not like to venture into that area.

Chairman: I was trying to get you to say something controversial. (link)

boo!

While cooking last night, I opened the back door to let out some smoke, and jumped back suddenly. ( here's why )