brief post-birthday report

• four days of birthday
• in the order of 20-25 pints of guinness
• four dine-out meals
• double handfuls of friends and family
• one phonecall from goddaughter (aged 3)
• two drunken phonecalls to north american continent
• one Hot Dog of Dubious Provenance
• much flatulence
• many free pints, including from staff at favourite bar
• ONE HANGOVER ONLY, and only a mild headache at that

futility

given the fact that the word "momentarily" has succumbed to popular usage and now officially (at least, according to one dictionary I've seen) does mean "in a moment", how long can it be before "loose" comes to be the correct way to spell "lose"?