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The Beer Monkey
Apr. 13th, 2003 08:40 amThe Beer Monkey is a creature related to Loki, the trickster-god. He sits on your shoulder in the bar, urging you to have another drink, until you're way past a sensible limit. Then he waits for you to fall asleep, whereupon he sits on your face with his bollox in your mouth and plays bongos on your head.
And that's why you wake up with a throbbing headache and a mouth that tastes, well, like some dirty monkey's put his bollox in there.
BEWARE THE BEER MONKEY!
And that's why you wake up with a throbbing headache and a mouth that tastes, well, like some dirty monkey's put his bollox in there.
BEWARE THE BEER MONKEY!
