once again, I present our national postal "service"

My DVD-by-mail service is located in Blackrock. Post being delivered to Blackrock is delayed because staff are refusing to cooperate with a 2006 agreement.

if you can beat this guarantee, we'll reword it!

Jurys Inn, Limerick, guarantees me that their website's price is the lowest.

We guarantee that for any hotel reservation made on jurysinns.com, you will not find a lower room rate publicly available on the Internet for that same room type in the same Jurys Inn on the same date requested!
If, having made a booking on a Jurys Inns branded website, you should find a lower publicay available price, for the same room at the same hotel, elsewhere on the internet within 24 hours of booking, we will honour that rate. (link)

The terms and conditions are interesting, but I am amused by this gem:

The availability of the competing rate must be proved by an acceptable form of evidence.  An "acceptable" form of evidence will be the forwarding to us of an official print screen or email confirming a reservation... (my emphasis)

What's an official print screen? That aside, if I'm reading this right, it seems I need to book through the Jurys Inns website, then book through the competing website as well.

Oh yeah. It also tells me how to "challange" the Jurys Inns Price Guarantees. I found a better way to "challange" it: look up cheaper hotels on Booking.com. Booyah.