my brother makes a nerd joke (again)

We were discussing my race last weekend, and I joked that I was going to get some sort of GPS device embedded in my head for the next race, to which waidesworld replied,

"Waider, the race is starting"
"Hang on guys, I am still booting up"

what's his name again?

Count how many times the name Robert X. Cringley or some variant thereof occurs on this page.