random people say the funniest things

So as I rounded the corner from Bridgefoot Street to Thomas Street this morning I almost ran into a guy coming in the opposite direction. He was old, missing a few teeth, a bit scruffy, and carrying a package. I swerved to avoid colliding, whereupon he said to me,

"I'll be here tomorrow, but I'll have a steel helmet."

Which is good to know. I shall look forward to it.

friends don't let friends have sudo access

"can you update that file for me again?"
"I've given you sudo access. work away... hey! where's my server gone?"

He claims it was tcpdump that did it.