I do, in fact, love Richard Cheese

From the FAQ at www.iloverichardcheese.com:

4.6) Would you ever put out vinyl versions of your CDs, for DJs?

Let me talk to my accountants about this. Okay, I talked to my accountants, and they said no freaking way. We'd have to sell about 5,000 records at $10 each to break even on that deal, and I don't think there are 5,000 DJs who even have $10, because they spent it all on WEED.