what's WRONG with you people?

Pineapple makes a perfectly good pizza topping, dammit.

I have been counted.

Curiously, the census form allows me to have no nationality. There's also a write-in slot for religion, but I did not insert "Jedi". And the other thing that caught my eye was the ethnic/cultural background question: a choice of White (subdivided into Irish, Irish Traveller, and Any other White background), Black or Black Irish (African, Any other Black background), Asian or Asian Irish (Chinese, Any other Asian background), and Other, including mixed background. I find the distinction of Black Irish and Asian Irish curious since the subdivisions then effectively restrict you to ticking the Other box.