I think at least one person on my friendslist should see this.

Witches... in Bikinis.

this made me giggle

It's rivetpepsquad's:

well, that's annoying.

When I "upgraded" the flash rom in my router, the upgrade cautioned that I'd need to do a factory reset (thus losing all my configuration), but it seemed to be working okay without one. I should've payed more attention, since this is what nmap currently says about my server:

 
PORT     STATE SERVICE
 22/tcp   open  ssh
 25/tcp   open  smtp
 53/tcp   open  domain
 80/tcp   open  http
 110/tcp  open  pop3
 111/tcp  open  rpcbind
 139/tcp  open  netbios-ssn
 143/tcp  open  imap
 199/tcp  open  smux
 443/tcp  open  https
 445/tcp  open  microsoft-ds
 783/tcp  open  spamassassin
 993/tcp  open  imaps
 995/tcp  open  pop3s
 2401/tcp open  cvspserver
 3128/tcp open  squid-http
 3306/tcp open  mysql
 8080/tcp open  http-proxy

Apparently when it says, "SPI Firewall Not Enabled!" it means, "dude, your ass is showing". Thankfully, I'm sufficiently paranoid about this sort of thing that I was running tcp_wrappers on the box, and most services are configured to refuse to have anything to do with traffic originating outside my network. I'm still annoyed, though.

Of course, enabling the firewall seems to cause problems too (details obscured):

Looking up www.example.com..
--- Connecting to example.com (127.0.0.1) port 6670..
--- Connection failed. Error: (336130315) 
error:1408F10B:SSL routines:SSL3_GET_RECORD:wrong version number
 Are you sure this is a SSL capable server and port?

That's supposed to be an IRC connection. GAH.