Nov. 5th, 2005

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[livejournal.com profile] waider Um. Streaker in the pub.
[livejournal.com profile] waidesworld Your bar?
[livejournal.com profile] waider Nope
[livejournal.com profile] waidesworld Where?
[livejournal.com profile] waider Macgruders
[livejournal.com profile] waidesworld They have streakers now?
[livejournal.com profile] waider Yes very posh these days
[livejournal.com profile] waidesworld Man or woman?
[livejournal.com profile] waider Man. cold man.

The funnier part was that the streaker, having been barred for his activites, returned, leapt up on the bar, and was spanked on the arse by the barman before jumping back onto the floor and running out the door. Much amusement.

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Nov. 5th, 2005 08:36 pm
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Is it still a steak dinner if the steak is served between two slices of wholegrain bread?
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I got my hair cut again today, much the same cut as the last time. I have to enquire though, if there's an obliging hairdresser in my meagre audience to answer: do they teach anything at hairdresser school about that tonsorial construct referred to as a cow's lick? Regardless of whether I warn the stylist or not, the inevitable reaction to my spring-loaded fringe is to try and damp it down with water, cut it in a dead straight line, then smear it with "product" in the hope that I won't notice that it's busily doing its own stuff. Hello, I have been dealing with this for 32 years. I know exactly how it behaves, and precisely (to 15 decimal places) how much disregard it has for "product".

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