bet he's stinky now

Can you just get it over with and put the fucker in a hole already?

lies, damn lies, etc.

IHNJH, IJLS "only 35.75% of Orkut members are of "about average" build, and only 38.55% have "average" looks". (from Orkut Demographics, which you'll need to be an Orkut member to view)

dream fragments

1. Ploughing my car sideways to obstruct a car that was being chased by police. Rank stupidity in the line of civic duty, or something.
2. This actually caused me to wake up in a panic: I dreamt that I had a math exam today. And not easy math, either. Serious college-grade engineering math that I've completely forgotten everything about. The funny thing about this is that the secondary school exams start today and I wasn't consciously aware of that until just now.

wishlist

My instant messaging clients need a @doing field. Not a "I'm busy, don't bother me", more a "I'm doing $thing. If you feel your conversation is more important than $thing, feel free to interrupt". I guess I could attach some sort of autoreply toy to my client to do the job, but that's not quite the same thing.