indecorate or something

YAY ME. I'm fuckin' 31.

adaptation

The thing about DSL that's taken the most effort to get my head around is the fact that I don't have to switch it off.

things that happen with a guitar at a party

• People ask you to play songs you don't know. Happens every time, and people look at you in disbelief a lot. "What do you mean you don't know "Fake Plastic Trees? Everyone knows that!" "Fine, you play it then."
• People ask you to play songs they don't know, which you only discover when you get to the second verse and they stop singing. This happens a lot, because I can usually play a song by ear if I'm familiar enough with it. I do need support on the lyrics, though.
• Someone asks to play the guitar and can't. This hasn't happened in a while.
• Someone asks to play the guitar and then proceeds to play the song you just played, only better. This has only happened me once, and everyone shunned the other guy for the duration of the song and the subsequent ten minutes. Dude, check your ego at the door.
• A group of drunken gay guys sing showtunes and drown you out.
  
  Ok, so this has only happened me once. So far, anyway.