well, really now.

You know, you'd think the FCC had better things to investigate. Of course, you can make all manner of jokes about "FCC Probes Nipple", I guess.

coincidence, I'm sure

One of the senate buildings evacuated due to a suspected ricin find (whatever happened the anthrax investigation?) is the same building in which a server is being investigated for evidence related to the illicit access to Democratic memos; both incidents are linked to the office of Senator Bill Frist, Tennessee Republican.

one of those "take the plank out of your own eye first" moments

While not investigating Janet's nipple, the FTC have announced they're joining an international cartel^Wconspir^Wgroup to shut down open relays the world over. How about clearing the spammers out of Florida, first, since that's where a massive proportion of spam currently originates?