Chameleonic Ali

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exercising my superbalistic complex

The Three Stages Of #samba:

1. The Newbie
   • Hi! Is anyone here?
   • Can anyone tell me the answer to really-obvious-question?!!!
   • This channel is dead!
   • (Logs out)
   (Variations include, "I've read all the documentation", "I've been looking for the solution for days/weeks/months/years/since time began", "I did too read the manual", "why will nobody help me?", etc. etc.)
2. The Enthusiast
   • Answers people who say, "hi"
   • Answers more basic config questions
   • Misexplains more complex questions
   • Has a witty logout line
3. The Oldbie
   • Answers most questions with "RTFM"
   • Gives answers to complex questions that noone understands, but if they did, the answers would be correct
   • Refers people to his/her own list posts or documentation
   • Never logs out

Note, I'm not saying where I fit on that scale.