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waider ([personal profile] waider) wrote2004-08-18 11:19 pm

boo!

While cooking last night, I opened the back door to let out some smoke, and jumped back suddenly.

AAAGGHH!

[identity profile] tigresse.livejournal.com 2004-08-18 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Never deposit items near spiders! They know why you're doing it, they'll be coy and encourage you. They'll offer you beer and ask if you want to see photos of naked women. They'll buy you new shoes. They'll even claim to have pockets which they say they'll gladly show you...that's when they LUNGE AT YOUR THROAT!
signed,
AnotherArachnaphobe

Re: AAAGGHH!

[identity profile] nothings.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Heehee.