our man in QA
me: in order to diagnose this problem I need to see the error generated in the httpd’s error log
QA guy: I don’t have access to the httpd error_log. Here’s the output from a completely unrelated file instead.
This is one of the people I certainly WON’T miss.
Update: When we (by which I mean "I") found the problem, it turns out that QA guy had misconfigured his system. His final post on the topic was to ask me to make a note of this for future reference. Since it’s already documented, and a correct sample is included in the files we ship, I’m somewhat at a loss as to where I should note this. Or indeed, what I should note, beyond "QA guy is an idiot" which you may gather from context I’ve already noted well enough.
QA guy: I don’t have access to the httpd error_log. Here’s the output from a completely unrelated file instead.
This is one of the people I certainly WON’T miss.
Update: When we (by which I mean "I") found the problem, it turns out that QA guy had misconfigured his system. His final post on the topic was to ask me to make a note of this for future reference. Since it’s already documented, and a correct sample is included in the files we ship, I’m somewhat at a loss as to where I should note this. Or indeed, what I should note, beyond "QA guy is an idiot" which you may gather from context I’ve already noted well enough.

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me: I need to see these three pieces of information in order to diagnose the problem.
customer: Here's one of the pieces of information.
me: OK, but I still need to see the other two pieces of information.
customer: Here's one of the other pieces of information.
me: I still need to see piece of information #3.
customer: Here it is.
Actually, it can be a struggle to get people to send in any requested information at all.
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