helpful AND funny shop assistant

[waider]

The denims I bought in a hurry last week, despite being "my size", are just fractionally too big at the waist, and putting a belt on, while effective, puts an extra crease down the front. Nothing too disastrous since I tend to wear a shirt over the denims anyway, but I figured I'd at least see if the shop was willing to trade them for a smaller pair.

Alas, the denims were purchased on sale and the remaining stock is all the same size as what I already have. We discussed my options, whereupon the assistant suuggested, "why don't you just put on some weight?"

Eventually I figured, heck, they're close enough to fitting that I'll cope. And maybe take up a steak-and-guinness diet in the meantime.

Comments

[wisn.livejournal.com]

If you're not already on the steak and guinness diet, what are you washing down with what on all these nights out we hear you on?

[waider.livejournal.com]

Trade secret.

[mopti.livejournal.com]

Move the crease around to the back.

[waider.livejournal.com]

I'd have to staple it to my butt to get it to stay there.

No, I'm not that dedicated to my appearance.