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helpful AND funny shop assistant
The denims I bought in a hurry last week, despite being "my size", are just fractionally too big at the waist, and putting a belt on, while effective, puts an extra crease down the front. Nothing too disastrous since I tend to wear a shirt over the denims anyway, but I figured I'd at least see if the shop was willing to trade them for a smaller pair.
Alas, the denims were purchased on sale and the remaining stock is all the same size as what I already have. We discussed my options, whereupon the assistant suuggested, "why don't you just put on some weight?"
Eventually I figured, heck, they're close enough to fitting that I'll cope. And maybe take up a steak-and-guinness diet in the meantime.
Alas, the denims were purchased on sale and the remaining stock is all the same size as what I already have. We discussed my options, whereupon the assistant suuggested, "why don't you just put on some weight?"
Eventually I figured, heck, they're close enough to fitting that I'll cope. And maybe take up a steak-and-guinness diet in the meantime.