spoilsports!

[waider]

NB: Messages of an overtly sexual or abusive nature will not be forwarded and will be replaced with a “best wishes from Ronan Waide” greeting.

(from an online ordering page with gift options)

Comments

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]

No wonder Pheromone Boy has suffered in recent years. ;)

[zadcat.livejournal.com]

I'll miss the "Merry Christmas, bitch!" message from you this year.

[waidesworld.livejournal.com]

Isn't "Best Wishes from Ronan Waide" abusive in itself. In all fairness if any of you out there got a gift with a message not saying Waider, you'd feel abused!