Eleanor got pinched within minutes of walking into school today because she wasn't wearing any green. I was wearing a scarf with a little green in it, so I took it off and put it on Eleanor and told her some very non-Quaker things she should do if anybody else gives her a hard time today.
I told
no subject
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You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the pub today
You'd better go in disguise.
For ev'ry Mick that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the Irishmen have their party.
Look, it's your fault, you put that stupid tune in my head.