copy on a Burger King® bag

[waider]

This makes no sense even when I'm sober:

We think a lot about customer psychology. For example, if you order a Whopper® with cheese, you probably really like a flame-grilled beef with cheese. And if you order a side of fries, you probably like fries more than onion rings. Or maybe not. Maybe you just didn't think about onion rings. Or maybe you did, but just this once you thought you'd go for fries. See? It's endlessly fascinating.

Comments

[boutell.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's the least successful attempt at hipster irony EVAR.