I like this.

[waider]

I can't wait to start infringing copyright. I barely know what a bittorrent actually is.(link)

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[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I, too, have been telling my coworkers that i can't wait to "go Office Space" on certain antiquated servers that, for all of our efforts, have not yet been retired.

[candice.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine has a purchase order in to citibank for ammo for hard drive destruction. It might actually get approved.