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waider ([personal profile] waider) wrote2004-09-23 11:48 am
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helpful advice

Dear Dork,

The reason that 29 of your 31 bug reports have not even been looked at is that you're logging useless bugs against documentation without actually suggesting what's wrong. After looking at a few of these, it's too much trouble to even consider closing them as NOT A BUG YOU DORK. And then you come on the developer IRC channel and ratchet your mouth off about your stupid non-bugs, and blame it on bugzilla.

You are a FUCKHEAD, a MORON, and a HINDRANCE TO THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE HUMAN RACE. Please AUTOTERMINATE NOW.

Love,
Waider.

p.s. just for the sake of some sort of tradition it'd be nice if you'd duct tape your mouth shut, seal your nostrils up with toothpaste, and die.

[identity profile] ikkyu2.livejournal.com 2004-09-23 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh blame it on Bugzilla
Your mind is softer than my pillow
And I wish you'd auto-terminate right now

Just for the sake of some tradition
It's your early death we're wishin'
And the toothpaste in the nostrils trick is how

[TROMBONE SOLO]

[identity profile] ikkyu2.livejournal.com 2004-09-23 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
[TROMBONE SOLO]

Addendum

[identity profile] ex-doohickey67.livejournal.com 2004-09-23 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
I will provide condoms so you will not breed.