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waider ([personal profile] waider) wrote2004-04-13 04:54 pm
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who are they targetting, exactly?

I don't quite get this, either.

I've gotten a number of these lately:
"I've been using your product for 4 months now. I've increased my length from 2" to nearly 6" . Your product has saved my sex life." -Matt, FL
I mean, really. The average length cited in common literature is 6". This spam is telling me that after 4 months of $unspecified_product, Short Matt (as the ladies on South Beach call him) is finally almost on a par with the rest of us average guys. I mean, sure, he's managed a 4" gain, or a TRIPLING IN LENGTH, but either of those statements would be a far more eyeball-grabbing line for what I assume is the sufficiently gullible target market[1]. It's hardly enticing as it, er, stands. HEY MATT! GET A FRICKIN' TRANSPLANT ALREADY!

[1] to quote a comedian I saw on TV last night:
people think guys are only interested in large breasts, because guys are always like, "I like... laaaaarge breasts."

*pause*

"huhuhu. let's go and pee on something."

Perhaps they're selling pornography.

[identity profile] tongodeon.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
Their claims are credible. I've managed to increase my length from 2 to 6 inches within 30 seconds or less after viewing certain materials.
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Re: Perhaps they're selling pornography.

[identity profile] waider.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I saw that post on 0xdeadbeef (or wherever) too...

Re: Perhaps they're selling pornography.

[identity profile] tongodeon.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually I don't read 0xdeadbeef: that bit of genius was entirely of my own design.
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[identity profile] ronebofh.livejournal.com 2004-04-13 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it was MY design, and you merely STOLE my idea via your MINDREADING SATELLITE.