public service *hic* whose round is it?

[waider]

research has shown that drunken irish phonecalls can increase your stuff by some percentage, and decrease your other stuff by some other percentage. If you are not already in receipt of drunken irish phonecalls, you should register in confidence with your nearest drunken irishman for future drunken but sensitively timed calls.

Comments

[littleamerica.livejournal.com]

I just like saying "how do you make a drunken Irish phonecall?"

I'll bet it's not one of those girly umbrella drinks, either.

[morrisa.livejournal.com]

Preliminary studies show that recipients of drunk Irish phonecalls have a much higher happiness level than average consumers. Our studies conclude that drunken Irish phone calls are RECOMMENDED for general well being.

[kodi]

Crap. My other stuff is dangerously high, but the "Find a drunken Irishman" button keeps crashing my browser. I guess I'll have to try the white pages.