Because of my flawed nature, I'm really interested in these secrets. I find well-organised people fascinating, like aliens. I think everyone is curious about one another's desktop. If there was a soap opera for geeks, it would be all about people juggling sixteen projects while filtering sixteen thousand emails on twenty monitors. It would be called "Shoulder Surf" and would be on at five in the morning and to save time it would be broadcast in fast-forward.
Other options: