waiting for...
...the Strunk and White (or equivalent) guide to smiley usage. For example, should one treat a smiley as a termination of a sentence that replaces a full stop, or should one include the full stop in the sentence?
I blame the tea I'm drinking. It's not my regular type.
I blame the tea I'm drinking. It's not my regular type.

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"[emoticons].. shall be uterly cryit doune, and not usit."