Dear America (redux)

[waider]

Thanks, guys, that'll do nicely.

Now, while I'm asking for favours, I would pay cash money to see:

1. Obama using Day-Lewis' "I drink your milkshake" bit in his acceptance speech to explain to McCain where the votes went. The bowling pin is unnecessary, however.
2. SenatorChancellorEmperor Obama making some reference to Order 66 and the establishment of the American Empire. Shooting electric bolts from his fingers at this point would be cool, but optional.

And so on.