random people say the funniest things

[waider]

So as I rounded the corner from Bridgefoot Street to Thomas Street this morning I almost ran into a guy coming in the opposite direction. He was old, missing a few teeth, a bit scruffy, and carrying a package. I swerved to avoid colliding, whereupon he said to me,

"I'll be here tomorrow, but I'll have a steel helmet."

Which is good to know. I shall look forward to it.