repeat until the horse comes back to life

[waider]

For the second time in a fortnight I've followed a link from one of the aggregator sites to a site where someone had a good idea for a comment-post-as-joke, and then a whole bunch of other people thought (wrongly) that they could improve on it by changing the wording. The Internet: one funny joke, followed by millions of people saying, "No, I heard it this way".