addendum
- On rereading, the video store moment doesn't read right - mainly cos I left most of it out, but also because you can't see the inflection on my line. So here it is reproduced more accurately:
SC: How about this movie? (holds up "Mona Lisa Smile")
RW: Well, hmm, "Love Actually" is back down the other end of the store.
SC: It is? Okay, so which chick flick do we want to watch?
RW: I'm voting for "Love Actually"
SC: Ok, you go fetch it then.
RW: [wanders off, gets DVD, wanders back, hands over DVD, bowing slightly] Your chick flick, madam