Damned if you do...

How does this work, exactly? "You're obliged to attend court, but we're not going to allow you into the country to do so."

Joni Mitchell says she may never record again

10,000,000 MTV-raised vidiots say, "who?" (don't get me wrong, I want my MTV too)

Interestingly, I think David Geffen's reported comment in this article kinda proves her point a little.

Breaking News

Leading Democrat stops kissing ass (or Bush) long enough to try and differentiate himself from Republicans.

How unpatriotic of him not to support Emperor George in this time of impending war!