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Ahoy Mad Moe!

Let Cap'n Slappy say once and fer all, "Guinness is Good Fer Ye!" (This portion o' Ask Cap'n Slappy, sponsored in part by yer friends at Guinness who remind ye to drink excessively but responsibly.) Drink yer drink and don't let any Jackanapes tell ye different! Sorry to hear about yer fists and forehead, have ye thought o' usin' a belayin' pin? And don't worry about yer accent ... when ye get as drunk as ye seem to be, nobody can understand ye anyway.